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Post by Greg C. on Nov 22, 2007 21:35:09 GMT -5
To quote Bill Cosby, "A word to the wise is not necessary. Its the stupid ones who need the advice." here are my three cents. I like to come up with morals of my own, no matter how stupid.
-How come good questions are never answered? (And please dont respond with "thats a good question"!)
-If you know your going crazy then you must be sane.
Please join me lol...
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 22, 2007 21:50:08 GMT -5
If your knees bent in the opposite direction, what would a chair look like???
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Post by Greg C. on Nov 22, 2007 21:52:35 GMT -5
If your knees bent in the opposite direction, what would a chair look like??? Keep them coming guys, I want to eventually make a thread called "A Collection of Wisdom".
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Post by neferetus on Nov 22, 2007 22:10:57 GMT -5
If you befriend a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a man and a dog. MARK TWAIN
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 22, 2007 22:17:52 GMT -5
A day without sunshine is like night, Roseanne Roseannadanna
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 24, 2007 12:34:33 GMT -5
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows they both felt smart Three smart fellows they all felt smart. Study that phrase and say it out loud.
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Post by Greg C. on Nov 24, 2007 13:54:45 GMT -5
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows they both felt smart Three smart fellows they all felt smart. Study that phrase and say it out loud. I don't get it. Please explain!
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 24, 2007 18:31:37 GMT -5
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows they both felt smart Three smart fellows they all felt smart. Study that phrase and say it out loud. I don't get it. Please explain! Say it without reading it.
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Post by Greg C. on Nov 24, 2007 19:29:05 GMT -5
I don't get it. Please explain! Say it without reading it. I still don't understand...
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 24, 2007 19:58:11 GMT -5
Say it without reading it. I still don't understand... Ok, it's kind of a tongue twister, most people say when reciting the phrase. "One smart fellow he smelt fart" and so on, you are among the 10% of people who can say it right.
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Post by Greg C. on Nov 24, 2007 20:42:50 GMT -5
I still don't understand... Ok, it's kind of a tongue twister, most people say when reciting the phrase. "One smart fellow he smelt fart" and so on, you are among the 10% of people who can say it right. Actually, the tongue twister did happen, I just didn't think that that was what was supposed to happen...
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Post by neferetus on Nov 25, 2007 9:13:40 GMT -5
We have a saying in the sewer:
When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have been, Just lie on your back and float." -Ed Norton
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:43:50 GMT -5
Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:44:12 GMT -5
Why, on TV, did "The Incredible Hulk's" shirt always rip but his pants never did?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:44:33 GMT -5
Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:44:56 GMT -5
Why is taking the skin off an animal "dressing", but taking our clothes off "undressing"?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:45:32 GMT -5
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:46:18 GMT -5
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes up hill?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:47:06 GMT -5
Why is baseball called the World Series if it is only played in the US?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:47:26 GMT -5
Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
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