Post by Greg C. on Aug 11, 2006 22:26:26 GMT -5
I was just reading through some old posts on the alamofilm site and found this funny little poem by our own nefarious, written in the christmas of 2003. Just think that it should be on this site for everyone to see.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FILMING
On the first day of filming,
Wardrobe gave to me,
Some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the second day of filming,
Vern, he gave to me,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the third day of filming,
Kacey gave to me,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fourth day of filming,
John Lee gave to me,
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures
A fifty pound Bess
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fifth day of filming,
Craft Service gave to me,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the sixth day of filming,
Makeup gave to me,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the seventh day of filming,
The weather gave to me,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eighth day of filming,
Catering gave to me,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pounfd Bess, And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the ninth day of filming,
DQ gave to me,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the tenth day of filming,
Jackpot gave to me,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eleventh day of filming,
Medics gave to me,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the twelfth day of filming,
Mickey gave to me,
Twelve separate paychecks,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
Merry Christmas in August!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FILMING
On the first day of filming,
Wardrobe gave to me,
Some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the second day of filming,
Vern, he gave to me,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the third day of filming,
Kacey gave to me,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fourth day of filming,
John Lee gave to me,
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures
A fifty pound Bess
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fifth day of filming,
Craft Service gave to me,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the sixth day of filming,
Makeup gave to me,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the seventh day of filming,
The weather gave to me,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eighth day of filming,
Catering gave to me,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pounfd Bess, And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the ninth day of filming,
DQ gave to me,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the tenth day of filming,
Jackpot gave to me,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eleventh day of filming,
Medics gave to me,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the twelfth day of filming,
Mickey gave to me,
Twelve separate paychecks,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
Merry Christmas in August!