Post by Greg C. on Dec 24, 2006 11:34:07 GMT -5
From Christmas 2003 during the filming of the Alamo. Written by our own Nefarious Ned Huthmacher.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FILMING
On the first day of filming,
Wardrobe gave to me,
Some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the second day of filming,
Vern, he gave to me,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the third day of filming,
Kacey gave to me,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fourth day of filming,
John Lee gave to me,
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures
A fifty pound Bess
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fifth day of filming,
Craft Service gave to me,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the sixth day of filming,
Makeup gave to me,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the seventh day of filming,
The weather gave to me,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eighth day of filming,
Catering gave to me,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pounfd Bess, And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the ninth day of filming,
DQ gave to me,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the tenth day of filming,
Jackpot gave to me,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eleventh day of filming,
Medics gave to me,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the twelfth day of filming,
Mickey gave to me,
Twelve separate paychecks,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
MERRY "ALAMO" CHRISTMAS, 2003!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FILMING
On the first day of filming,
Wardrobe gave to me,
Some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the second day of filming,
Vern, he gave to me,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the third day of filming,
Kacey gave to me,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fourth day of filming,
John Lee gave to me,
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures
A fifty pound Bess
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the fifth day of filming,
Craft Service gave to me,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the sixth day of filming,
Makeup gave to me,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the seventh day of filming,
The weather gave to me,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eighth day of filming,
Catering gave to me,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pounfd Bess, And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the ninth day of filming,
DQ gave to me,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the tenth day of filming,
Jackpot gave to me,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the eleventh day of filming,
Medics gave to me,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
On the twelfth day of filming,
Mickey gave to me,
Twelve separate paychecks,
Eleven blister wrappings,
Ten potties steaming,
Nine different orders,
Eight kinds of veggies,
Seven extras heatstrokes,
Six pounds of fake dirt,
FIVE GATOR ADES!
Four long retakes,
Three stern lectures,
A fifty pound Bess,
And some drop fronts,
So I couldn't pee.
MERRY "ALAMO" CHRISTMAS, 2003!