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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:47:50 GMT -5
If a dwelling catches fire does it burn up or does it burn down?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:48:14 GMT -5
Where does weight go when people lose it?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:48:51 GMT -5
How do you draw a blank?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:49:42 GMT -5
If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:50:00 GMT -5
If Snickers satisfy, why do they make King Size?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:50:37 GMT -5
How can there be a competition for solo synchronised swimming?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:51:22 GMT -5
If one of the synchronize swimmers drowns, do they all have to?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:54:59 GMT -5
If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:55:30 GMT -5
Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:55:57 GMT -5
Why is the lethal injection needle sterilised?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:56:33 GMT -5
Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:56:50 GMT -5
Why do they sell cigarettes at gas stations?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:58:47 GMT -5
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 11:59:36 GMT -5
What colour hair do bald men put down on their driver's licence?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 12:01:17 GMT -5
If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 12:01:46 GMT -5
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 12:02:51 GMT -5
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 12:03:33 GMT -5
Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?
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Post by Bromhead24 on Nov 27, 2007 12:04:27 GMT -5
If a dog's sense of smell is 100 times greater than a human's, why do they have to stick their noses up your butt?
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Post by Cole_blooded on Nov 28, 2007 1:32:15 GMT -5
Could be they`re looking for crack! ;D TED COLE....aka....Cole_blooded ;D
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